Sunday, April 15, 2007

The 10 Dumbest George W. Bush Quotes

1. "You work three jobs? Uniquely American, isn't it? I mean, that is fantastic that you're doing that." (Bush speaking to a divorced mother of three, Omaha, Nebraska, Feb. 4, 2005)

2. "Yes, Peter. Are you going to ask that question with shades on?... I'm interested in the shade look, seriously.... For the viewers, there’s no sun." (Bush ribbing partially blind reporter Peter Wallsten, June 14, 2006)

3. "I would say the best moment of all was when I caught a 7.5 pound largemouth bass in my lake." (Bush describing the highlight of his time in office to a German interviewer, May 7, 2006)

4. "The point now is how do we work together to achieve important goals. And one such goal is a democracy in Germany." (Bush in Washington, D.C., May 5, 2006)

5. "I'm not the expert on how the Iraqi people think, because I live in America, where it's nice and safe and secure." (Bush in Washington, D.C., Sept. 23, 2004)

6. "Too many good docs are getting out of the business. Too many OB-GYNs aren't able to practice their love with women all across this country." (Bush in Poplar Bluff, Mo., Sept. 6, 2004)

7. "I'm honored to shake the hand of a brave Iraqi citizen who had his hand cut off by Saddam Hussein." (Bush in Washington, D.C., May 25, 2004)

8. "Then you wake up at the high school level and find out that the illiteracy level of our children are appalling." (Bush in Washington, D.C., Jan. 23, 2004)

9. "I believe that a prosperous, democratic Pakistan will be a steadfast partner for America, a peaceful neighbor for India, and a force for freedom and moderation in the Arab world." (Bush in Islamabad, Pakistan, which is not known for being part of the Arab world, on March 3, 2006)

10. "You never know what your history is going to be like until long after you're gone." (Bush in Washington, D.C., May 5, 2006)

Chinese woman has insanely long hair

Xia Aifeng, 36, combs her super long hair standing on a bench at home in Shangrao, east China's Jiangxi Province, April 11, 2007. The 1.6-metre-tall woman is keeping the long hair measuring 2.42 metres.

The Top 20 Best Pornstar names

The only thing more amusing than a porn flick is the name of some of the porn stars (otherwise known as actresses). My number one name is Flick Shagwell, Sindee Coxx, B.B. Gunns and Cherry Poppens are also very clever as well. I am sure there were many left out, but below is my top twenty and at the very bottom is a list of some honorable mentions.

  1. Flick Shagwell
  2. Cherry Poppens
  3. B.B. Gunns
  4. Mia Banggs
  5. Wendy Whoopers
  6. Sindee Coxx
  7. Kayla Kleevage
  8. Summer Cummings
  9. Gail Force
  10. Nadia Nice
  11. Jewel De’Nyle
  12. April Flowers
  13. Jordan McKnight
  14. Candy Barr
  15. Maxi Mounds
  16. Renee Pornero
  17. Cherry Rain
  18. Kikki Daire
  19. Anais Alexander
  20. Christy Canyon

Here is a look at some other great names of Porn Stars

Sunrise Adams, Anais Alexander, Eva Angelina, Charlene Aspen, Ebony Ayes, Mia Banggs, Lanny Barbie, Candy Barr, Belladonna, Dru Berrymore, Brooke Biggs, Alektra Blue, Jezebelle Bond, Veronica Brazil, Christy Canyon, Mary Carey, Charlie, Chelsea Charms, Chanel Chavez, Allysin Chaynes, Cherie, Nena Cherry, Anastasia Christ, Carol Cox, Sindee Coxx, Cindy Crawford, Summer Cummings, Courtney Cummz, Deja Daire, Kikki Daire, Stormy Daniels, Misty Dawn, Monique Demoan, Jewel De’Nyle, Angela Devi, Nikki Dial, Debi Diamond, Teri Driver, Deena Duos, Lacey Duvalle, Envy, Kim Eternity, Angella Faith, Jeanna Fine, Jada Fire, Flame, Penny Flame, April Flowers, Gail Force, Shyla Foxxx, Gauge, B.B. Gunns, Haven, Autumn Haze, Jenna Jameson, Ginger Jolie, Jessica Jaymes, Jordan McKnight, Kayla Kleevage, Nikki Knights, Ice La Fox, Sunny Lane, Jacklyn Lick, Lisa Lipps, Lola Lane, Traci Lords, Shy Love, Bunny Luv, Candy Manson, Constance Money, Chessie Moore, Maxi Mounds, Kristi Mist, Kitten Natividad, Alexandra Nice, Nadia Nyce, Olivia O’Lovely, Tera Patcrick, Pebbles, Joselyn Pink, Cherry Poppens, Renee Pornero, Moana Pozzi, Cherry Rain, Harmony Rose, Silvia Saint, Flick Shagwell, Nicole Sheridan, Lisa Sparxxx, Aspen Stevens, Aimee Sweet, Wendy Whoppers, Honey Wilder, Kim Wylde