Saturday, April 28, 2007

How to know if she is faking orgasm?

I’d be willing to bet that you’ve been at least curious as to whether she was for real or not. She screams, she moans, she thrashes, she pulls your hair and yells “I’m cumming!” She’s so loud that the neighbors are close to calling the cops. But still, you have your doubts. Truth is, if you find yourself wondering, she’s probably faking it. But before you jump to conclusions, make sure you ask yourself a few follow up questions like “Am I giving her a reason to fake it?” or “Would you even know a real female orgasm if you saw one?” I’m going to do my best to educate you on the subject.

Its easy to understand your confusion. In contrast, the mechanics of the male orgasm are pretty easy to “get”: Dick gets hard > Dick gets stroked/sucked/fucked > Dick cums. There’s no real mystery there. Don’t you wish girls were that simple? Sorry to tell you boys, but we’re just not made that way. Our sexual organs and arousal process are way more internal. So unless she’s a squirter, a woman has no giant-red-flag-indicator that she’s having an orgasm. However, there are signs you can look for that will let you know she’s getting ready to cum, is cumming, or she’s already been there and back.

First is arousal, if she’s really turned on, her pupils may be dilated, her skin may be flushed red or pink on her face, neck and tits. Her breathing may be rapid and may become irregular. In general, her moaning and panting will not just get louder, but speed up as she approaches climax. She won’t be able to control it.

Next, the actual orgasm. Adding to the confusion here is that women can have both small “mini orgasms” and the awesome-earth-shaking, toe curling orgasms. While technically they both count as O’s, your girl may or may not count the small ones. In either case though, a woman’s PC muscles will contract. This means that if you’re inside her, you’ll feel it start to “squeeze” slowly while she’s cumming. It may be quick, or it could even be minute-long dick-gripping contractions. Some women go completely stiff when they cum, some go totally limp. Some yell louder than ever, some are totally quiet. No matter what her heart rate will increase. And if you’re a real stud, she may have some involuntary movements, such as shivering.

Finally, afterwards. She’ll have a dazed, dreamy look and be kind of glassy eyed. She’ll need to catch her breath and her breathing and heart rate will slowly return to normal. Her flustered red skin will gradually return to normal.

As a bonus tip, here are some tell-tale signs that she is faking.

1.) If she’s coming EVERY time. Only a very small percentage of girls can cum everytime. Also, each and every real orgasm is different. If your girl has the exact same reaction to every orgasm, it may just be for show.

2.) Obvious Overacting. This one can be a tough call, since some women will moan and talk dirty to turn you on and to turn themselves on, but if she’s just moaning mechanically, her groaning is too regular, or too loud, and she sounds like she’s totally imitating a porn star, she’s probably faking and she probably sucks at it.

3.) Out Of Synch. If her moaning and responses don’t match what you’re really doing to her, something’s wrong. For example, if you stop, and she keeps moaning with the same rhythm and intensity, she may be faking.

4.) No Downtime. There are exceptions, but if usually if she “cums” and then immediatly jumps out of bed to brush her teeth, she probably faked. It should take her at least a couple of minutes or so to calm down after having an orgasm.

In the end, you may never know for sure that she was faking it or why, unless she breaks down and confesses, or throws it in your face in the midst of an argument. But if you suspect she is pulling an act in bed, use it as a challenge and an opportunity to experiment. Switch up your sexual moves and see if you can give her a genuine toe-curler.

102 Weird Facts You Never Knew About Dogs

  1. It is a myth that dogs are color blind. They can actually see in color, just not as vividly as humans. It is akin to our vision at dusk.
  2. Dogs DO have better low-light vision than humans because of a special light-reflecting layer behind their retinas
  3. A German Shepherd guide dog led her blind companion the entire 2100 mile Applachian Trail
  4. If never spayed or neutered, a female dog, her mate, and their puppies could product over 66,000 dogs in 6 years!
  5. Dogs' only sweat glands are between their paw pads
  6. Like human babies, Chihuahuas are born with a soft spot in their skull which closes with age
  7. The breed Lundehune has 6 toes and can close its ears
  8. Teddy Roosevelt's dog, Pete, ripped a French ambassador's pants off at the White House
  9. President Lyndon Johnson had two beagles named Him and Her
  10. Franklin Roosevelt spent $15,000 for a destroyer to pick up his Scottie in the Aleutian Islands
  11. In Roman times, mastiffs donned light armor and were sent after mounted knights
  12. The Russians trained dogs during WWII to run suicide missions with mines strapped to their backs
  13. A dog's mouth exerts 150-200 pounds of pressure per square inch
  14. ... with some dogs exerting up to 450 pounds per squre inch.
  15. A one year old dog is as mature, physically, as a 15 year old human
  16. The U.S. has the highest dog population in the world
  17. France has the 2nd highest
  18. The average city dog lives 3 years longer than a country dog
  19. 87% of dog owners say their dog curls up beside them or at their feet while they watch T.V.
  20. Dogs can be trained to detect epileptic seizures
  21. 15 people die in the U.S. every year from dog bites
  22. In 2002 alone, more people in the U.S. were killed by dogs than by sharks in the past 100 years
  23. Gidget is the name of the Taco Bell dog
  24. Newfoundlands are great swimmers because of their webbed feet
  25. Basset Hounds cannot swim
  26. Greyhounds are the fastest dogs on earth, with speeds of up to 45 miles per hour
  27. Bingo is the name of the dog on the side of the Cracker Jack box
  28. The bible mentions dogs 14 times
  29. Three dogs survived the sinking of the Titanic - a Newfoundland, a Pomeranian, and a Pekingese
  30. The Labrador Retriever is the #1 favorite breed in the U.S., Canada, and the U.K.
  31. Obesity is the #1 health problem among dogs
  32. An estimated 1,000,000 dogs in the U.S. have been named as the primary beneficiaries in their owner's will
  33. An American Animal Hospital Assoc. poll found that 33% of dog owners admit to talking to their dogs on the phone and leaving answering machine messages for them while away
  34. Dog's nose prints are as unique as a human's finger prints and can be used to accurately identify them
  35. At the end of the Beatles' song "A Day in the Life", a high-pitched dog whistle was recorded by Paul McCartney for his sheepdog
  36. 70% of people sign their pet's name on greeting and holiday cards
  37. 58% put pets in family and holiday portraits
  38. There are only 350 Cisky Terriers in the world - perhaps the rarest breed
  39. The phrase "raining cats and dogs" originated in 17th century England when it is believed that many cats and dogs drowned during heavy periods of rain.
  40. Dogs have no sense of "time"
  41. Humans have kept dogs as pets for over 12,000 years
  42. The largest breed of dog is the Irish Wolfhound
  43. The world's smallest dog breed is the Chihuahua
  44. The St. Bernard is the heaviest
  45. Only dogs and humans have prostates
  46. But dogs do not have an appendix
  47. Every dog on earth likely descended from a species knows as the Tomarctus - a creature that roamed the earth over 15 million years ago
  48. The oldest known breed is likely the Saluki - originally trained by Egyptians to help them track game.
  49. In 1957, Laika became the first living being in space via an earth satellite
  50. ... while JFK's terrir, Charlie, father 4 puppies with Laika's daughter
  51. An African wolf dog known as the basenji is the only dog in the world that cannot bark
  52. There are 703 breeds of purebred dogs
  53. Dachshunds were originally bred for fighting badgers
  54. The world's smartest dogs are thought to be (1) the border collie, (2) the poodle, and (3) the golden retriever
  55. ... while the dumbest dog is believed to be the Afghan hound
  56. A dog's smell is more than 100,000 times stronger than that of a human's
  57. ... which they need because their eyesight is not as keen as a human's.
  58. Dogs judge objects first by their movement, then by their brightness, and lastly by their shape
  59. Chocolate contains a substance known as theobromine (similar to caffeine) which can kill dogs or at the very least make them violently ill
  60. George Washington had thirty six dogs - all foxhounds - with one named Sweetlips
  61. All dogs are identical in anatomy - 321 bones and 42 permanent teeth
  62. Smaller breeds mature faster than larger breeds
  63. Female dogs are only ready to mate - "in heat" - twice a year for a total of roughly 20 days
  64. Puppies sleep ninety percent of the day for their first few weeks
  65. Rin Tin Tin was the first Hollywood dog star
  66. ... and he really signed his movie contracts - all 22 of them - with a pawprint
  67. The Wizard of Oz's Toto was played by a female Cairn Terrier named Terry
  68. Up until the late 1800's, Collies were known as Scottish Sheepdogs
  69. Dogs have two times as many muscles to move their ears as people
  70. The longer a dog's nose, the more effective it's internal cooling system
  71. An elderly woman was saved by her 12 pound Yorkshire Terrier who fought off an 80 pound Akita and survived with only 9 stitches
  72. U.S. Customs dogs "Rocky" and "Barco" were so good at patrolling the border that Mexican drug lords put a $300,000 bounty on their heads
  73. Dogs are all direct descendants of wolves
  74. Wolves and dogs can mate to produce fertal offspring
  75. Female wolves have been known to travel great distances to regurgitate full meals for their hungry pups
  76. Cerberus was the tri-headed dog that guarded the underworld in Greek mythology
  77. Female dogs bear their young for 60 days before they're born
  78. Dogs' sense of hearing is more than ten times more acute than a human's
  79. Humans can detect sounds at 20,000 times per second, while dogs can sense frequencies of 30,000 times per second.
  80. The earliest dog fossil dates back to nearly 10,000 B.C.
  81. Bloodhounds are prized their ability to single out and identify a number of scents simultaneously
  82. Dalmatian puppies are born completely white.
  83. The Ancient Chinese carried Pekingese puppies in the sleeves of their robes
  84. Boxers are so named because of their manner of playing with their front paws
  85. All breeds of dog have been found to attack livestock - from 3 month old puppies, all the way up to thirteen year old poodles
  86. A dog's heart beats up to 120 times per minute, or 50% faster than the average human heartbeat of 80 times per minute
  87. The oldest dog on record - a Queensland "Heeler" named Bluey - was 29 years, 5 months old
  88. Davy Crockett had a dog named Sport
  89. Dogs were first domesticated by cavemen
  90. Dogs live 15 years on average
  91. Many foot disorders inn dogs are simply an issue of long toenails
  92. More than 5,000,000 puppies are born in the U.S. every year
  93. More than 1 in 3 American families own a dog
  94. Average body temperature for a dog is 101.2 degrees
  95. The Girl Scouts and Boy Scouts both offer merit badges in dog care
  96. Dogs are natural pack animals
  97. They are naturally submissive to any creature with higher pack status - human or canine
  98. Dogs instinctively require the pack leader's approval
  99. Dogs with little human contact in the first three months typically don't make good pets
  100. The Chihuahua was named after the state in Mexico where they were discovered
  101. After birth, puppies' eyes do not fully open until they're about 12 days old
  102. Their vision is not fully developed until after the 1st month